The Dreaded Tin Opener
If a left-handed person were in a post apocalyptic bunker with only tinned food, they’d starve.
Scissors (When You Finish School)
Most schools have left-handed scissors that let kids join in with all the slicing fun. But once you leave school, there are only right-handed scissors. Cue everything being chopped out awkwardly.
It looks like you’ve been crying onto the paper because of the injustice that right-handers give to left-handers every day. But you were just writing like normal.