16) Fight to the Death
This dad will never ever have to worry about his little girl. She is good at fighting to the death. So, she’ll be fine in life.
17) Sorry Justin
Poor Justin. He’s dating a person who has no regard for his feelings and doesn’t actually like him. He deserves better.
18) This Guy’s Got Pants
Imagine if you had to run around chasing pantless criminals all day. That sounds exhausting. And gross.