67) Straddled With Pliers
That’s a rough office to be in. Can’t say I blame the guy. Looks like they’re going to need a new method.
68) Pretzel Pee
I’ve never heard of pee smelling like pretzels. But that would be great if mine did. Gotta love kids.
69) Eating LEGOs
I’d imagine that eating LEGOs is deadly. But it doesn’t seem that way with this guy’s comment. Like he had to think about it and make a decision first.