52) What Shall We Do?
Should we party tonight? On a Sunday? We all know that’s not going to happen.
53) Only Married Once
You wouldn’t know unless you’ve been married more than once. I wonder what preceeded this comment. And I wonder how many times the person saying it has been married.
54) Diarrhea is a Blessing
You have to be a real saint to see diarrhea as a blessing. And this woman is a saint. And will also be in the bathroom all night.